Accosted by Juvenile Art While
Waiting for Your Bus
Emeryville's Public Art Committee knows art. In particular, they know WHO makes art and they especially know who DOESN'T. They have determined Emeryville residents under the age of 18 are NOT ARTISTS. Accordingly, the Committee has moved to protect the public from these young poseur artist wanna-be's by forbidding them from applying for Emeryville's Bus Shelter Art Program. Coming this fall to Emeryville bus stops: artwork about plants and animals. A postcard sent out to Emeryville residents from the City spells out just who's qualified and who's not for the bus stop artwork displays. Who's at the front of the bus and who's at the back of the bus you might say.
Take a look at some examples (below) of degenerate artwork not worthy of the City of Emeryville's seal of approval.
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| Let's weed out the inappropriate art... |
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| Age 5: Dreadful |
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| Age 10: Rehashed |
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| Age 5: Slipshod |
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| Age 7: Godawful |
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| Age 6: Derivative |
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Age 9: Unacceptable
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