Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Who's Building Emeryville's Sherwin Williams Project?

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The Sherwin Williams project, the most consequential development in recent Emeryville history, is going to massively impact our town.  With up to 1000 new residents and a glut of traffic generated by the project, Emeryville residents would be well served to know just who's behind this project.  The answer is SRM Ernst Development Partners, an Oakland development company.  A recent check of the corporation's website clears it up for us.  Here are the main characters responsible for this Emeryville project:

Joe Ernst
Joe Ernst
Principal
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Emily
Emily
Project Manager
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Laura
Laura
Project Manager
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To any that might be concerned, the company's website  assures us, "Emeryville project nulla vitae elit libero, a pharetra augue."  

This text is lifted verbatim from their website.  It's just one page of many like it.  We should all be cognizant of the fact that the people who tell us they can build a massively impacting project like this, a project that will benefit us all because of their high level of competence they say, are the same ones that run a website like this.

Update: 1/1/14
Sherwin Williams developer SRM Ernst must be Tattler fans!  Sometime after this Tattler story posted, SRM Ernst pulled the website.  After sitting out there for more than a year, they've finally taken it down.  Below is the screenshot we took....they can't take THAT down!




6 comments:

  1. thought you would appreciate how it translates - this is what google translate says about the first bio

    To-morrow of real estate development and is pure process of fermentation. Chinese cultural beliefs. Proudly he was poisoned by the protein will have a. No, it's elit free, a quiver organization. To-morrow of real estate development and is pure process of fermentation. It's easy, you will feel to the home and the great gods into labor over the mountains, instantly.

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    1. Well, that explains it! Mr Ernst is proudly poisoned by the protein. Now we can move forward with this project, comforted by the fact that while the protein may be poisoning, the project will be awesome!

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  2. Well, it's not only that. It's also a pain in my throat. From the second bio:
    It's the most exciting but most voted polls the laughter of the casino will be used not great. To-morrow to the righteous, hate, protein and antioxidants in the, enforcement Payments. As long as no negative reviews and the author's. Lake visitors live performances or organizational official website of the author of the pain in my throat.

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  3. it's all Greek to me!!!!

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  4. Looks like SRM Ernst is working on a new web site. The latest news, however, dates from July 2012, suggesting the company has never finished the site. If you go to the root site at http://www.srmernst.com/, it is stated "web site currently under construction."

    If this is an indication of how the company will handle the Sherwin Williams Project, it may be a very long time - a century or longer - before they are finished!

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  5. Ha! This is actually an improvement over the placeholder site they've had up for over a year now. Yeah, doesn't give me a whole lot of confidence in them.

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