President Trump Would be Pleased to Know Jesus is Back at Emery!
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Yes, THAT Jesus. After a four month hiatus, the Pledge of Allegiance is back at Emery Unified School District, in all its God fearing automaton-like saccharine inducing patriotic glory. It would appear the Tattler's story back last August on the demise of the loyalty oath known as the Pledge of Allegiance at Emery Unified School District was premature. Or maybe the School Board voted to reinstate the Oath (3-2; Inch & Langner dissenting) taken at the start of every meeting BECAUSE of the Tattler. Either way, under God, the Board can read the tea leaves and they think this kind of symbolic patriotism is de regueur in this age of Donald Trump.So it's hats off, hands on hearts and to hell with critical thinking at Emery Unified. Children must learn to support the government, right or wrong, no matter what. Next comes ROTC, morning flag drills and bonnets for the girls at our patriotic little school district.
Praise be to God, Jesus, President Trump and Board member Cruz Vargas, the true blue American, for bringing this back to Emery.
10/25/17 Video Communist Alert: Listen closely and you'll hear Board President Donn Merriam (center) forsake God during the Pledge. Board member Barbara Inch (right...should be left) doesn't even partake at all, a tell-tale sign of a godless communist.
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