The City of Emeryville Gives Us Six Sexual Positions to Choose From
We're Supposed to Select Our Favorite
This Kind Of Thing Used to be Considered Private Info
Which sexual position do you prefer? The City of Emeryville wants to know and they have given us a total of six to choose from. The City's website says you can go to the Emeryville Center of Community Life (ECCL) website at emeryvillecenter.org to take the quiz about your particular sexual proclivities. The six City of Emeryville approved positions are graphically presented for those with dull imaginations.
Not generally known for its prudishness, the Tattler has nonetheless provided an expurgated version of two of the positions on offer at the City website (see photo at bottom). To those not wanting to view straight up pornography should be warned however; although the Tattler added the black bars in the photo for this story, the lurid photos are graphically displayed without bars for all to see, including children, at the website.
A search revealed the City's website seems to have been taken over sometime in 2024 by someone using 'Porkbun', an ironically named internet domain name registrar. As it stands now, this site, being connected with the School District, certainly has lured children to it. Specifically, anyone looking for public art at the City's official ECCL site will be directed to the following address in all its prurient carnality (warning, click on it at your own risk and children are told to not click on this):
Here is the City’s current webpage that invites people to click to see the porn:
We had to go back to 2020 to see where emeryvillecenter.org used to direct to:
Now, it directs people interested in public art at ECCL here (Tattler expurgated version):
UPDATE: As of 9:41 AM 1/6/24 the City of Emeryville has removed the link to emerycenter.org from its website.
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ReplyDeleteWay to rub it in Brian ; )
ReplyDeleteSad but hilarious find!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how the city would respond if the local news channels started calling regarding this issue…
ECCL had made it clear the City is f*%king it's residents.
ReplyDeleteMight want to put a NSFW disclaimer in the title with a bigger font. Luckily, I wasn't at work when I scrolled down.
ReplyDeleteGood point. But then again, perhaps the City should also start putting in warnings for those who go to the website, "Warning, there could be pornography visible at links in this government website". You shouldn't use the City of Emeryville website at work or anyplace children can look over your shoulder...they should warn everyone. Wait to use the City of Emeryville website when you're behind locked doors....never use the website when you're out in public.
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